Tsuj: "Well, I don't want anything to happen to them! ... You know, the way to really keep a grudge is to throttle it within an inch of its life and then let it go. That way, it's so grateful you didn't actually kill it, it'll stay with you forever!"
Me: "I'm going to post about this on LJ."
Tsuj: "Ooh, maybe you'll tell the Dorian Gray story* and it will be immortalized forever!"
*In which Tsuj once compared a man who had Wronged Her Sister to Dorian Gray.