Bad enough that you changed the aisle marked "feminine hygiene" to "feminine protection." It was one thing imply that women's natural processes are unclean, but dangerous? (If it says "protection" I want pepper spray, if not brass knuckles.)
But the fact that you now have a TV playing a dramatized video loop advertising the Children's Miracle Network at the checkout counter? That is enough to ensure that I will now only be visiting your store in an emergency. There is plenty of advertising in my life already, thank you.